Have Some Ice Cream with that Diet!

Here’s some more fun from my local grocery store. Buy six diet food items and get free ice cream. That’s right, you can start your diet and then ruin it, all with this one deal!

Ice cream with diet food store sale

Grocery Store Offers Free Old Rotten Food

My local grocery store featured these paper bags for only a few days. I’m sure it seemed like a good idea at the time to promote “It’s Fresh or it’s Free,” but let’s think about the message taken to its full conclusion.

Fresh or Free Grocery Bag

I’m sure they wanted to communicate that they only carry fresh products, but the real message is that they have old rotten food available. If you get some, well sorry, we don’t guarantee freshness. But your reward is that you can have it at no charge instead of us tossing it in the dumpster! Bon App├ętit.

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